Countess Pasta

Who is she? What does she want? Where is her manor of fettuccine and macaroni?

Quite honestly, I'm not the most intersting person out there, and I deliberately chose a relatively unassuming name to downplay personal branding. I'm just a lady that has spent most of her life reading, listening to, and watching all forms of internet-based horror, so I felt it would make a fun exercize to give this a go myself.

I do not aim to decieve you, I am an amatuer in regards to producing audio and voice acting, but I believe these rough qualities will add to my charm and the effective reality of my narration. My major influences here would be the likes of Kris Straub and The Little Fears, two creators that undeniably shaped any modern conception of "creepypasta," yet always maintained a subtle dignity and air of the unknown that very few others have been able to achieve. Far too much of what I see now are meandering sagas that milk an admittedly interesting premise into a bone dry and predictable formula, and that is precisely what I hope to avoid here.

You can expect stories ranging from short-to-medium length generally, perhaps something longer on special occassions, and I will be sticking to lesser known stories that I've saved on my harddrive for some years. I'm also open to accepting submissions from anyone that likes to write their own stories and would consider it appropriate for my narration style. By the way, I'm not entirely sure how I want to use this site, so you may find some weird stuff as I play around with some things.

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